Once i turned the TV on I saw the green grass On the lawn I don't know why It struk me off That li(k)fe Was perfect As a catalog I guess I'm just A jealous dog I walked Into a house of prayer I didn't feel So welcome there I was looking For the hand of god When it struk me hard I was hit by a frog Oh, the mean mean mouth Of a jealous dog (2x) I had a friend With a handsome trait When hes done With his dinner Hed lick his plate It's a way of living That i applaud Like the message In this monologue To never be A jealous dog Never be A jealous dog (2x)