Mr. Potato Where are you going tonight? Dressed in your best clothes Feeling alright Why are you smiling? You're gonna see someone? Is a girl? Is a boy? Is someone that you like? You had a few Everything is so funny Everyone is smilling And you feel so sunny You see that girl over there? Someone said she looked at you Maybe you should try something You shouldn't be alone No! No one wants you No! You won't kiss anyone No! No one will touch you No, no, no and no! No, don't try to be so nice You will only be a friend No, don't try to be funny You're not gonna feel so sunny Mr. Potato Why are you so quiet You're the heart of the night Everyone is so high No! No one wants you No! You won't kiss anyone No! No one will touch you No, no, no and no!