Bet you think you're so poetic Quoting epics and ancient prose Truth be told, you're quite pathetic Mister Eclectic Allan Poe Did you ever stop and give a wonder To just who you were talking to? The very expert on the foolish things That men have said to woo and win me over What a poser, you think you're so interesting Twist my hair around your finger Oh, grandiose thinker of mine Talking 'bout some dead composer You're just a stoner patronizing me Did you ever stop and give a wonder To just who you were talking to? The very expert on the foolish things That men have said to woo and win me over What a poser, you think you're so interesting Mm-mm-mm