I bet you think you're so poetic Quoting epics and ancient prose Truth be told, you're quite pathetic Mister Eclectic Alan Poe Did you ever stop and give a wonder to Who just you were talking to? The very expert on the foolish things That men have said to woo and win me over What a poser You think you're so interesting Twist my hair around your finger Oh, grandiose thinker of mine Talking about some dead composer You're just a stoner patronizing me Did you ever stop and give a wonder to Who just you were talking to? The very expert on the foolish things That men have said to woo and win me over What a poser You think you're so interesting Oh, no