Oh the cold wet wind blew over the heather You wrote Charlie and Mary for forever On the back of a rock That you picked up on the way And in that perfect moment I nearly ruined it By saying I love you And nearly meaning it But you know I would never waste those words Oh when I last saw Mary She lied and said it was her birthday I said Please don't lie Oh it makes me cry in bed I said Please don't lie Oh it makes me cry in bed And she said Shut your mouth You don't know what you're talking about I love the way that your hair is always neat And your skirts fall below your knees And your love is so pure and so sweet Oh, it comforts me (x4) I love the way that you're always surprised Oh, to find truth in all my lies 'Cos you trust me and ignore my disguise Oh, it comforts me (x4) But there's no need to play with my heart