Wasabi

She's just like wasabi 
Looks like a Barbie 
Yeah she's too hot for me 
She's like a tsunami 
Can wipe out an army 
With a blink of an eye, she can part the Red Sea 
Drives a yellow Ferrari 
Wears Nike & Armani 
Her jewellery's all Tiffanys 
She hangs out with Arnie 
Sips champagne in Paris 
But all she ever wants is to do it with me 

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Wasabi 
So damn hot 
Yeah my head's gonna blow 
Wasabi 
She's on eleven 
She can go go go 

She's organic, vegan 
Eats tofu, no bacon 
Every creature's so cute you see 
Won't tolerate hate & 
No furs & no pagans 
Quotes every god, every guru schwarmi 
She's wise as Kenobi 
Listens to Moby 
Every day on her plasma TV 
Speaks French and Malaysian 
Scores 100's and A's 'n 
All she ever wants is to do it with me 

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Flies jets cross the canyon 
Sky dives with the band ain't 
your average adrenaline freak 
Tightropes Niagra 
Don't need no Viagra 
Cause all she really wants is to do it with me 

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