I went downtown today Met a girl on the way She asked me why I look so lonely As she changed her wig My heart danced a jig Think I found my one and only Now you're gone I've moved on Someone who understands I got a new cosplay girlfriend She's fun and she's better than you Feels like my whole life's a whirlwind Everytime I see her she's always somebody new I'm in love with my cosplay girlfriend She's one that you just gotta see Feels like my whole life's a whirlwind She knows just who she wants who she wants to be Went to the mall arcade She likes the games we played We beat everyone at Mortal Kombat I told her what you did She nearly flipped her lid Says she wants to give you an uppercut Since you're gone I've moved on We're making crazy plans This weekend at the con We got our badges on Now everyone is taking pictures You're far away So yesterday Been sunshine ever since I kissed her