Honey whatcha cryin' at? You're not losing him to that Both her hair and shoes are flat Why is she so rude? Wipe your tears, it's no big thing You were meant to wear his ring Cheer-up, chin-up It's time to bring a happy attitude Keep it positive And slap her to the floor Keep it positive As you pull her hair and call her whore You can take her in a fight You and he will reunite! You know we're right We're positive KILL HER! ELLE Girls, girls! Violence is never wise Not the way to win that guy Anyway she's twice my size Who's gotta plan B? GIRL Uh, me Look at her, she's like a nun Show him you are way more fun Bust out the lap dance And you won You off the hizzle, gee! ELLE What? GIRLS Keep it positive Let out your inner freak Keep it positive Mrs. Prissy Pants won't last a week You will wear his appetite You and he will reunite You know we're right We're positive We're positive We're positive We're posi- ELLE (Spoken) Oh, my God, you're making me sick VIVIAN (Spoken) Are we? VIVIAN (Spoken) Warner, let's take this back to my place GIRLS AAH Hey, hey, hey! Keep it positive That he loves you and not her You're hotta' And I bet ya smarter She don't know the real him You feel him So don't her her steal him Wakin' up like sleepin' beauty Turn his head with your red hot booty We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk It's positively time to shake your junk Shake, shake, shake, shake Shake, shake, shake, shake Woo ELLE (Spoken) Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here! He left while we were shaking "junk" ! Wait! (Sung) Girls I'm positive That we've taken this to far No, I'm positive This is Harvard, not a stripper bar All this trashy carryin' on That's the reason that he's gone I need a salon Girls I'm ALL Positive ELLE Try not to get upset But I'm ALL Positive ELLE That it's time for me to go brunette GIRLS What!? ELLE Being blonde And being hot That got me exactly squat! Gotta show him I've got more to give No, I'm positive GIRLS Positive ELLE I'm positive GIRLS Positive ELLE I'm positive GIRLS Positive Positive ALL Positive!