[Serena] Honey whatcha cryin' at? You're not losing him to that Both her hair and shoes are flat Why is she so rude? [Margot] Wipe your tears, it's no big thing You were meant to wear his ring Cheer-up, chin-up It's time to bring a happy attitude [Delta Nu girls] Keep it positive [Margot] As you slap her to the floor [Delta Nu girls] Keep it positive [Serena] As you pull her hair and call her whore [Pilar] You can take her in a fight [Margot] You and he will reunite! [Delta Nu girls] You know we're right We're positive Kill her! [Elle] Girls, girls! Violence is never wise Not the way to win that guy Anyway she's twice my size Who's gotta plan B? [Pilar] Uh, me Look at her, she's like a nun Show him you are way more fun Bust out the lap dance And you won You off the hizzle, gee! [Elle] What? [Delta Nu girls] Keep it positive [Margot] Yeah, let out your inner freak [Delta Nu girls] Keep it positive [Pilar] Mrs. Prissy Pants won't last a week [Serena] You will whet his appetite [Margot] You and he will reunite [Delta Nu girls] You know we're right We're positive We're positive We're positive We're posi- [Elle] Oh, my God, you're making me sick [Vivian] Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place [Delta Nu girls] Aah Hey, hey, hey! Keep it positive [Serena and girls] That he loves you and not her [Margot and girls] You're hotter [Pilar and girls] And I bet ya smarter [Margot] She don't know the real him [Pilar] You feel him [Serena] So don't her her steal him [Margot] Wakin' up like sleepin' beauty [Pilar] Turn his head with your red hot booty [Delta Nu girls] We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk It's positively time to shake your junk Shake, shake, shake, shake Shake, shake, shake, shake Woo [Elle] Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here! He left while we were shaking junk! Wait! Girls I'm positive That we've taken this to far No, I'm positive This is Harvard, not a stripper bar All this trashy carryin' on That's the reason that he's gone I need a salon (yeah!) Girls I'm [Delta Nu girls] Positive [Elle] Try not to get upset But I'm [Delta Nu girls] Positive [Elle] That it's time for me to go brunette [Delta Nu girls] What!? [Elle] Being blonde And being hot That got me exactly squat! Gotta show him I've got more to give (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) No, I'm positive [Delta Nu girls] Positive [Elle] I'm positive [Delta Nu girls] Positive [Elle] I'm positive [Delta Nu girls] Positive Positive [All] Positive!