[Emmett] What is this place? [Elle] It's called a Department Store [Emmett] It's, It's beautiful [Elle] Shh [Elle] First a deep breath Take it all in Feel all those halogens warming your skin Smell how they pump in pure oxygen See they care [Lady] Love? [Emmett] Excuse me? [Lady] Love, the fragrance from Chanel Emmett Oh, no thank you [Elle] I know you're scared Nevertheless Think of the people you want to impress Swallow your pride for me Just nod yes and prepare 'Cause something's in the air [Emmett] I think it's love [Elle] Exactly! [Elle] Here you'll become what your suppose to be You think you can't but you can Think of the guy you want most to be Here's your chance to make it So take it like a man [Emmett] What does she want? Not really sure Why can't we leave things the way that they were? Why can I never say no to her? What's that smell? [Guy] Subtext, by Calvin Klein [Emmett] That I don't like That's kind of neat Guys who wear that get beat up on my street Still I've come this far I can't retreat in my shell I'm in the hands of Elle What the hell? [Both] Here you'll become what your suppose to be You think you can't but you can Think of the guy you want most to be Here's your chance to make it So take it like a man [Elle] God, I love shopping for guys! [Emmett] This is very strange [Elle] Watching them change right before my eyes! [Emmett] Don't watch me change [Elle] Look at him striking a pose His confidence grows He'll bloom like a rose [Emmett] It's just clothes [Elle] God I love shopping for men! [Emmett] Okay, this is nice [Elle] They walk in a two, they walk out a ten! Emmett Is this the price? [Elle] Don't worry this is my treat There's someone I'd like you to meet [Both] Whoa [Emmett] I look like Warner [Elle] Yeah [Emmett] But it's just me [Elle] That's the best part The outside is new But now it reflects, what's already in you Couldn't change that if I wanted to And I do not [Emmett] Thank You [Elle] No, thank you [Elle] This is no gift It's payment in kind Cause you saw beyond all the blonde to my mind Oh, we've got to buy this What are you blind? You look hot Is he not hot? Background He's hot, hot, hot, hot Here you'll become what your suppose to be You think you can't but you can Think of the guy you want most to be [Emmett] Not quite the guy I'da chose to be But when she's standing so close to me I think I like her plan [Both] Here's your chance to make it (your chance to make it) So take it like (so take it like) [Everyone] A man! A man! A man!