Nobody knows my true indentity For all we know I'm John F. Kennedy's Love child with Nosferatu We can't know, but still we got to Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes But ancient caveman history shows We're all descended from the same evil alien slime And it's a pretty shade of gray It makes the woodwork eat away Glass breaks and cow's milk curdles It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles (La-la-la-la) ts-tan-tan, ts-tan-tan, tan-tan (La-la-la-la) ts-tan-tan, ts-tan-tan, tan-tan (La-la-la-la) ts-tan-tan, ts-tan-tan, tan-tan La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Somebody told me something interesting They told me the world is always tempesting Round and around again I've had enough of that pseudo-Zen Somebody else was watching from afar Screwing it up like a broken VCR She thought that I was very insincere, because I rolled my eyes a bit too much Am I really that out of touch? Why should I care about this? I'm not concerned with the things I miss (La-la-la-la) ts-tan-tan, ts-tan-tan, tan-tan (La-la-la-la) ts-tan-tan, ts-tan-tan, tan-tan (La-la-la-la) ts-tan-tan, ts-tan-tan, tan-tan La-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Aah, aaw Ooh, ooh Aaw, aaw Ooh, ooh I don't see the point in not believing in Things you can taste like fear and cinnamon Sadly this hasn't gotten me Anything but dread and gluttony Under the ground is where I wanna go Surely there is a way, but I dunno how to get there No one seems to know, actually, so I tried to use a garden spade But it was very poorly made It broke into so many pieces It's times like these that I wish had Telekinesis (la-la-la-la, ts-tan-tan, ts-tan-tan, tan-tan) Telekinesis (la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la) Telekinesis Telekinesis Telekinesis (ooh, ooh) Telekinesis Telekinesis Telekinesis