I tired of your mind games I'm sick of playing Don't Wake Daddy Good sir, no more rock, paper, scissors for me But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here? I challenge you to a battle of knifes Knife fight You're gonna fight for your life Knife fight You're gonna fight with a knife Knife fight A really, really, really sharp knife Yeah, knife fight I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch I'ma cut you (cut you) Swish, swish In a knife fight (knife fight) Knife fight (knife fight) Knife fight, knife fight Let me tell you something, I can't be beat Oh, yeah? Yeah, 'cause I'm the king of the street Well guess what, man, I'll pin you to the wall Oh, yeah? Yeah, your knife is way too small Hey, my knife is super sharp and that's what counts I'm gonna make you bleed copious amounts Yeah, well I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you Punk Dweeb Knife fight You're gonna fight for your life Knife fight You're gonna fight with a knife Knife fight A really, really, really sharp knife Yeah, knife fight I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch I'ma cut you (cut you) Swish, swish In a knife fight (knife fight) Knife fight (knife fight) Knife fight, knife fight I'm gonna slice you up I'm gonna cut you down I'll put you in your place I'll put you underground This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur I've got a TIP for you, get the point? Yeah, sure Its time to face the music Time to face the facts Time to bite the bullet Time to pay the tax I've got a blade of fury I am a ball of rage You ready, sucka? Born ready Engage Knife Fight Cut Stab Knife Ow Poke Knife Hey, wait a minute here Oh, what is it?! Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt Hurt? I don't want to get hurt Who does Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a Tickle fight Tickle fight, it's a tickle fight Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight Just bring your fingers, bring a feather And everyone can sing together, now Tickle fight, tickle fight La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight Tickle fight, tickle fight Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight Ding dong doodly Nick nack noodly Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly Tickle fight tickle fight Tickle tickle tickle fight, hey That was fun Where's my knife?