Whatever I went down to the beach And saw Kiki she was like: Eewh I'm all like: Whatever! Whatever This chick comes up to me And she's all like: Hey aren't you that dude? I'm all like: Whatever! So later, I'm, I'm at the pool hall And this girl comes up She all like: Uuh I'm like: Yea, Whatever! 'Cause this is my United States of whatever! This is my United States of whatever! This is my United States of whatever! It's 3 A.M And I'm on the corner wearing my leather This dude comes up and he's like: Hey Punk! I'm like: Yea, Whatever! Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Leroy comes up And he's like: Hey I thought I told you— I'm like: Yea, Whatever! Then up comes Zapho I'm like: Yo Zapho, what's up? He's like: Nuttin' I'm like: That's cool