Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone You're just doing your own thing and some one comes out the blue They're like Alright He's saying Yeah can I take your digits? And you're like: No, not in a million years, you're nasty Please leave me alone Cut to the pub on a lads night out Man at the bar 'cause it was his shout Clocks this bird and she looks ok Caught him looking and she walks his way Alright darlin, you gonna buy us a drink then? Err no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend She's got no taste hand on his waste, tries to pull away, but her lips on his face If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer Sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture Can't knock em out, can't walk away Try desperately to think of the politest way to say Just get out my face, just leave me alone And now you can't have my number Why? Because I've lost my phone Oh, yeah, actually, yeah, I'm pregnant, having a baby in like 6 months so no, and yeah, yeah I recognise this guy's way of thinking As he walks over, a face start sinking She's like Oh here we go It's a routine check that she already knows, she's thinking they're all the same Yeah you alright baby? You look alright still, yeah, what's your name? She looks in her bag, takes out a fag, tries to get away from the guy on a blag, can't find a light Here, use mine You see the thing is I just don't have the time Go away now, let me go Are you stupid? Or just a little slow? Go away now I've made myself clear Nah it's not gonna happen Not in a a million years Nah, I've gotta go 'cause my house is on fire I've got herpes, err no I've got syphilis AIDS, AIDS, I've got AIDS!