I wish I had one good reason Why I should stay How'd I get myself into this place? I wish had qualities like Sympathy, fidelity, sobriety, sincerity, humility Instead, I got lunacy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah I wish I could fit myself in my pocket And tie myself to a rocket And send myself to outer space I wish I had a different face Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah I wish I had one good reason why I should stay How'd I get myself into this place? I wish my life was a little less seedy Why am I always so greedy? Wish I looked just like cheryl tweedy I know I never will, I know I never will I wish my life was not so boring Every weekend, fall to the flooring Don't get me started on Monday morning It would be overkill, it would be overkill I wish I had one good reason why I should stay How'd I get myself (how'd I get myself) Into this place? I wish I could apologize, be dignified Wish I could look you in the eye And tell you that I never lied I wish that I could stop the cries Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Don't wake me up today Under my duvet's Where I wanna stay Don't wanna come out to play Doesn't matter what you say, anyway, anyway I wish my life was a little less seedy Why am I always so greedy? Wish I looked just like cheryl tweedy I know I never will, I know I never will I wish my life was not so boring Every weekend, fall to the flooring Don't get me started on Monday morning It would be overkill, it would be overkill Oh, I wish I didn't smoke so many cigarettes Another programme on antiques on the TV set Wish I had blonde hair, wish I had green eyes So many things about myself that I despise (I wish my life was a little less seedy) So many things about my life that I despise (I wish my life was a little less seedy) So many things that I despise (I wish my life was a little less seedy) So many things that I despise