You’re a solid friend, but you’re a monster when You have a drink in hand, I’ll never understand It’s time to turn it in and though I'm so proud of you I guess we’re calling it a day For better or for worse, it’s a curse You’re boring now, I can’t lie How I wish it didn’t have to be this way Because you’re boring now, now you’re dry You were pretty bad before but now it’s worse 'cause we’re all snoring now And now it’s cups of tea instead of Hennessy You think you’re being nice with all your good advice Don’t patronize me, please I'm really happy for you My name is Lily and I'm fine Way back in the day, the things you’d say, they’re gone You’re boring now, I can’t lie How I wish it didn’t have to be this way Because you’re boring now, now you’re dry You were pretty bad before but now it’s worse 'cause we’re all snoring now Way back in the day, the things you’d say, they’re gone You’re boring now, I can’t lie How I wish it didn’t have to be this way Because you’re boring now, now you’re dry You were pretty bad before but now it’s worse 'cause we’re all snoring Now, I can’t lie How I wish it didn’t have to be this way Because you’re boring now, now you’re dry You were pretty bad before but now it’s worse 'cause we’re all snoring now