And now we're all here, we've moved to New York We've found a nice little rental near a sweet little school Now I'm looking at houses with four or five floors And you've found us a brownstone, said: You want it? It's yours So we went ahead and we bought it Found ourselves a good mortgage Billy Cotton got sorted All the furniture ordered I could never afford this You were pushing it forward Made me feel a bit awkward Made me feel a bit awkward I walk up the stoop, I put the key in the door And then my phone started ringing, so I answered the call And they were like: Hey, you got the lead in a play You got to be back in London for rehearsals in May And later that evening you said how was my day I said: I got some good news, I got the lead in a play That's when your demeanour started to change You said that I'd have to audition, I said: You're deranged And I thought I thought that that was quite strange (I found that strange) And I thought I thought that that was quite strange (so very strange) But I ignored it Went ahead and I bought it Got a flight and I boarded I'm on my way Now I'm in London, I'm on my own I'm in a hotel room, I'm on my own And now I'm in London and I'm all alone I'm in a hotel room, I'm all on my own Now I'm a West End Girl Now I'm a West End Girl Now I'm a West End Girl A West End Girl Hi, how are you? I miss you Yeah Huh? Yeah Right Um Okay Well I mean, it doesn't make me feel great Well If that's what you need to do, then I guess Well, how, how will it work? Where? Right I mean, it makes me really sad, but Uhm, uhm Uhm, uhm No, I'm, I'm fine, I'm fine, I just I just, I want, I want you to be happy Okay Okay, I'll speak to you later I love you Bye