Well, I'm weak, worthless
Can't make up my mind
When they handed out ambition I was next to last in line.
Lost little lamb
Till' I found that girl
When she holds me in her arms
I'm the Champion of the World

I was drunk on Monday
Standin' at the bar
When somebody said,
Hey, mister could you help me start my car
I wouldn't know a spark plug from the Duke of Earl
But when I drive home to my baby
I'm the Champion of the World

People talk behind my back
How can she stay with a man like that?
It ain't easy but heaven knows she tried
Oh, they never see the sweetness of the love there is between us.
When she holds my hand and looks me in the eye.

I'm a creep, I'm a coward
On my hands and knees I crawl
Fall apart under pressure
I got no back bone at all
Daddy always told me I throw a baseball like a girl
When my baby holds me
I'm the Champion of the World
And when my baby holds me
I'm the Champion of the World