Oh, Hello...give Me Missing Persons, They Say What Is It That You Need? I Said Oh, I Need Him So...she Said You've Got to Stop Your Pleading And no Matter What I Do, Even Pray to Heaven Above, All I Ever Get From You Is Long Distance Love I Read the Papers And I Got the Blues I Was So Sad to Hear the News Help Wanted, But Not Enough You Know These Times Are Gettin' Rough And no Matter What I Do Even Pray to Heaven Above All I Seem to Get From You Is Long Distance Love (Whoo-oo-oo) Oh Your Toes Were So Pretty And Your Life So Sweet I Wonder Do You Know Do You Know You Hurt Me So And no Matter What I Do Even Pray to Heaven Above All I Ever From You Is Long Distance Love Long Distance Love (Oo-oo-oo)