It started when, a lad of ten I told my friends: I'll meet ya At Dr. Bloods Revenge which was A grusome horror feature And when I saw the awesome torture chamber in that flick I found I got a hard on, while the other kids got sick I found a hobby, I found a hobby Out in the lobby, I went insane A voice inside me, said kid you love it I think you're into, hedapis By 13 years I'd taught my peers Of bondage and submission Gave illustrated lectures On the Spanish Inquisition Some boys take dirty books to the john And give themselves a wack! I did the same with lithographs Of thumbscrews and the rack At 22 the time came to To choose a lifes profession I struggled hard to think of one In line with mine obsession I could have been a boxer Or a lawyer, yeah I guess But no one causes suffering Like a liscensed DDS And now my hobby Not just my hobby No it's my job to make The patients go insane! What started out as A secret past-time Is now my hobby And my carreer Say: Ah