Lizard and Fish, oh, what a pair One lived underwater and the other breathed air On a shelf in a pet store/On aisle thirteen Lizard and Fish would sit together and dream And Lizard said, "Fish, how's the water today?" And Fish said, "Bubblebubble" And Lizard said, "Somehow, we'll both get away And be a refugee lizard and fish" Lizard was bright, he was clever and sly There wasn't an escape routine that he hadn't tried And Fish was a master of keeping his cool While dreaming about the day he'd go back to school And Lizard jumped up on the wall of his tank And Fish said, "Bubblebubble" And Lizard said, "Somehow, we'll get to the riverbank And we can live like a lizard and fish." One day there was a fire in the back of the store And all the animals were screaming and squawking And otherwise talking About the terrible stench and the roar Of the flames; then, suddenly, Lizard and Fish were Grabbed from their homes by Pee-Wee Herman Who was clearing out the burning store and putting all the animals Outside And Lizard said, "Fish, we're finally free!" And Fish said, "Bubblebubble" And they built a rocket and flew to the moon Where they spent their days eating flies a lot And singing about the wonderful day The store burned down and Pee-Wee saved them And looking at the stars cause they were really, really pretty And living their lives like Lizard and Fish