You want to be fit, you want to go outside There's so much that you don't get But then you won't have to cry You see me sad at TV You put your furry head on my knee You wish it would change my mood for me But that can't happen quite so easily You're kind of lucky 'cause what stresses you I can fix for you But what doesn't concern you are the bigger things that you sleep through So meanwhile I sit here grinding down my teeth incessantly Where is my owner who take care of the things I need? You've got to bite that flea Then maybe climb a tree Thanks for trying to cheer me up What he did was pretty fucked up It looks like you're trying to understand But without thumbs you can't hold my hand Your claws are sharp like little razorblades And you don't speak English anyway You're kind of lucky 'cause what stresses you I can fix for you But what doesn't concern you are the bigger things that you sleep through So meanwhile I sit here grinding down my teeth incessantly Where is my owner who take care of the things I need? But you do help a little You're one of my better friends And if we choose ever to run away We'll torch the place and look for a new one where we can play You're kind of lucky 'cause what stresses you I can fix for you But what doesn't concern you are the bigger things that you sleep through So meanwhile I sit here grinding down my teeth incessantly Where is my owner who take care of the things I need?