My childhood became a lie the day that Luke Skywalker died from being tired How the fuck do Jedi die from being tired? My childhood became a lie the day that Han Solo just died and I didn't cry I should have cried, I should have cried when Han died You took a shit on everything sacred when you Killed these men, and with them any dream I ever had And now I'm stuck with nothing in my heart but pain Regrets it should have never been this way Kylo Ren's a bitch And why the fuck did Leia run past Chewie straight to fucking Rey? I waited 30 fucking years To watch a Jedi master slay not just drink blue fucking milk My childhood became a lie the day that Luke Skywalker died from being tired How the fuck do Jedi die from being tired? My childhood became a lie the day that Han Solo just died and I didn't cry I should have cried, I should have cried when Han died Fuck you for killing everything I love How the fuck do you even have a job? You pissed all over something sacred now its time to pay Your worse than Jar Jar worse than Hayden worse than anything Fuck