As discussed As per my previous correspondence You can go and eat a bag of dicks Circle back, circle back and eat them again Fuck your 9 to 5 Fuck your shirt and tie Fuck every goddamn thing that comes out of your mouth No, I don’t wanna go offline If I never read another fucking email Or pretend I don’t wish that you were in a fire If I never see your face again It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon If I never read another fucking email I had a dream that I watched you getting hit by a truck If I never hear your voice again It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon If I'm not early, I'm still on time I'm not late - that’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard And also if I'm late, who gives a fuck? Why the fuck do you need to waste an hour With some shit you could've said in a text? This flaming bag of shit's my resignation Now let's burn this place down If I never read another fucking email (fuck your 9 to 5) A grown man shouldn't need to ask to take a dump (fuck your shirt and tie) If I never see your face again (fuck your 9 to 5) It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon (fuck your shirt and tie)