I love women, I think they are great They're a solace to the world in a terrible state They're a blessing to the eyes A balm to soul What a nightmare To have no women in the world I love women ... We all love women I used to look at women in the magazines I know that it was sexist, but I was on the sly I couldn't keep my hands off women And I won't till I die I love women ... We all love women A woman's love can lift you up And women can inspire I feel like buying flowers And hiring a celestial choir A choir of castratis to serenade my love They'd sing a little Bach for us And then we'd make love I love women I love women We all love women We love women