Now, I know all, you all don't know who I is Because I just got here today My hometown is a little town Way down dixie way Now, everybody down there from miles around All calls me by my name Now that up here In your big city I sure wish you'd all do the same Because I'm a ding dong daddy from dumas And you oughtta see me do my stuff Why, I'm a clean cut fella From horner's corner Ooh, you oughtta see me strut I'm a paper cuttin' cutie Got a gal called, Katy She's a little, heavy lady And I call her baby I'm a ding dong daddy from dumas And you oughtta see me do my stuff Yes, a ding dong daddy from dumas And you oughtta see me do my stuff I'm a ping pong papa from pitchfork prairie Oughtta see me strut I'm a ding dong daddy Got a whiz bang mama She's a bear creek baby And a whompus kitty Just a ding dong daddy from dumas Ooh, you oughtta see me do my stuff I'm a cornpone popper And an apple knocker You oughtta see me strut I'm a momma lovin' man And I just left Mary She's a big blonde baby From peanut prairie I'm a ding dong daddy from dumas And you oughtta see me do my stuff Just a rinky dinky daddy from the dumas Who you'll see me doin' my stuff I'm a peach pie papa From Jackson's holla Ah, you oughtta see me strut I'm a honey drippin' daddy Got a hard-hearted baby She's a sheep shakin' sheba And hallelujah! I'm a ding dong daddy from dumas And you oughtta see me strut!