I'm the flowers in your garbage I'm the liquor in your gut I'm the dear that has departed Half a heart can't fill a cup How you gonna leave me Worse than how you found me Crying in the front seat Parked under your balcony Someone say they saw you Dancing in the valley Even though it's not me Hope he makes you happy I'm two drinks away from calling again This broken heart went straight to my head I wrote you a letter, I'll never send I'm two drinks two drinks away from calling again I'm the tattoo on your shoulder The one you wish you'd covered up Let's count the days that I've been sober I think one hand would be enough How you gonna leave me Worse than how you found me Crying in the pharmacy Parked under your balcony Someone say they saw you Dancing in the alley Even though it's not me Hope he makes you happy I'm two drinks away from calling again This broken heart went straight to my head I wrote you a letter, I'll never send I'm two drinks two drinks away from calling again Two drinks, two drinks, two drinks away Two drinks, two drinks, two drinks away Two drinks, two drinks, two drinks away Two drinks away from calling again On nights like this I do not know how to act I'm dead to you but I can't live with that I'm fighting these slow motions but they're swinging back Right when I think I'm over you I'm two drinks away from calling again This broken heart went straight to my head I wrote you a letter, I'll never send I'm two drinks two drinks away from calling again