I fell in love online with a singer, I've been checking her page on Myspace every day without fail, messaging her. But there's one minor detail that I forget to tell, I've never met the girl. I feel lame, speaking to her every day on Facebook ain't the same. OMGZ, LOL, :), XX - How has my love life come to this? I used to think of myself as a bit of a ''Jack the Lad'', But now I'm tapping chicks by Email and it's fucking sad. She makes me ROFL when I chat to her on MSN And I'm sad when she gets picture comments from other men. When I see that little box pop up on Facebook chat, I change my status to a <3, She probably thinks I'm a twat. They scream and they shout when the lights go out (give a round of applause) My jaw hit the floor when she played that encore, we've seen her play before. I listen to her music, iTunes'd it. I feel stupid, I've been shot through the E-heart by internet cupid. I feel shitter when her Twitter status tweets @some dude, And when she posts a blog I give her kudos based on her mood.