[Ryan] Hey, batter, batter, hey Batter, batter swing. [Chad] I've got to just do my thing. [Ryan] Hey, batter, batter, hey Batter, batter swing. [Ryan] I'll show you that it's one and the same: Baseball, dancing, same game. It's easy: Step up to the plate, start swingin'. [Chad] I wanna play ball now, and that's all. This is what I do. It ain't no dance that you can show me. ["sharpettes"] You'll never know if you never try. [Chad] There's just one little thing That stops me every time. Yeah! [Ryan] Come on! [Chad] I don't dance. [Ryan and "sharpettes"] I know you can. [Chad] Not a chance. [Ryan and "sharpettes"] If I could do this, well, You could do that. [Chad] But I don't dance. [Ryan] Hit it out of the park! [Chad] I don't dance. [Ryan] I say you can. [Chad] There's not a chance. [Ryan] Slide home, you score, Swingin' on the dance floor. [Chad] I don't dance, no. [Ryan] Hey, batter, batter, hey Batter, batter swing. [Chad] I've got to just do my thing. [Ryan] Hey, batter, batter, hey Batter, batter swing. [Ryan] Two-steppin', now you're up to bat. Bases loaded, do your dance. It's easy: Take your best shot, just hit it. [Chad] I've got what it takes, plain' my game, So you better spin that pitch You're gonna throw me, yeah. I'll show you how I swing. ["sharpettes"] You'll never know if you never try. [Chad] There's just one little thing That stops me every time. Yeah! [Ryan] Come on! [Chad] I don't dance. [Ryan and "sharpettes"] I know you can. [Chad] Not a chance. [Ryan and "sharpettes"] If I could do this, well, You could do that. [Chad] But I don't dance. [Ryan] Hit it out of the park! [Chad] I don't dance. [Ryan] I say you can. [Chad] There's not a chance. [Ryan] Slide home, you score, Swingin' on the dance floor. [Chad] I don't dance, no. Ryan] Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance. Swing it out, spin around, do the dance. [Chad] I wanna play ball, not dance hall. I'm makin' a triple, not a curtain call. [Ryan] I can prove it to you 'til you know it's true, 'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too. [Chad] You're talkin' a lot; Show me what you got. Stop! [All] Swing! [Ryan] Hey! Come on, swing it like this. Oh, swing! [Chad] Ooh! [Ryan] Jitterbug… just like that. That's what I mean; That's how you swing. [Chad] You make a good pitch but I don't believe. [Ryan] I say you can. [Chad] I know I can't. [Chad and Ryan] I don't dance. [Ryan] You can do it. [Chad] I don't dance, no. [Ryan] Nothin' to it. Alta boy, alta boy. Yeah! [Chad] Hey, batter, batter, hey Batter, batter what? [Ryan] One, two, three, four, everybody swing! Come on! [Chad] I don't dance. [Ryan] I know you can. [Chad] Not a chance. [Ryan and "sharpettes"] If I could do this, well, You could do that. [Chad] But I don't dance. [Ryan] Hit it out of the park! [Chad] I don't dance. [Ryan] I say you can. [Chad] There's not a chance. [Ryan] Slide home, you score, Swingin' on the dance floor. [Chad] I don't dance, no.