[RYAN] A long time ago in a land far away lived the pineapple princess, Tikki She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way, but so said that she hardly speaky Still, if you listen well you'll hear her secret wish [SHARPAY] (Aloha, everybody, my name is Tikki!) I long to free a truly remarkable fish my sweet prince Humuhumunukunukuapuá'a makihiki malahini-who Humuhumunukunukuapuá'a ooh hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu (Ryan, the fog?) [RYAN] She dreams of a boy who under is spell that has left him all wet and scaly [SHARPAY] I sing from my heart of the power of love, [SHARPAY/RYAN] just a girl with a ukulele [SHARPAY] Come to me, my sweet one, and be still I'll grasp your tail and stroke each tender gill My sweet prince Humuhumunukunukuapuá'a makihiki malahini-who Humuhumunukunukuapuá'a ooh hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu (Now this is where we lean into the whole kabuki thing) [SHARPAY/RYAN/GIRLS] The clouds turned gray, and the big sky cried, and the ocean had a fit [SHARPAY] (Ryan, where's my ocean!?) [SHARPAY/RYAN/GIRLS] Then the wind went whoosh, and thunder cracked, and mighty mount fufu spit [SHARPAY] mighty mount fufu spit [SHARPAY/RYAN] T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki wanna speaky, speaky, speaky with the mighty spirit Fufu T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki wanna speaky, speaky, speaky So words I will not mince [SHARPAY] wanna speaky, speaky, speaky So words I will not mince Please make a man of my fresh fish prince (This is real fish talk... No lie:) And then the fish turns into a gorgeous prince and sings: I'm prince humuhumunukunukuapuá'a Amakahiki malahini who (with me!) humuhumunukunukuapuá'a ooh hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu (everybody!) [ALL] Humuhumunukunukuapuá'a makihiki malahini-who Humuhumunukunukuapuá'a ooh hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu wakawakawakaniki pu...pu...pu!