Won't you be my chauffeur Won't you be my chauffeur I wants him to drive me I wants him to drive me downtown Yes he drives so easy I can't turn him down But I don't want him But I don't want him To be ridin' his girls To be ridin' his girls around So I'm gonna steal me a pistol, shoot my chauffeur down Well I must buy him Well I must buy him A brand new V8 A brand new V8 Ford Then he won't need no passengers, I will be his load Yes... take it away... Wanna let my chauffeur Wanna let my chauffeur Drive me around the Drive me around the world Then he can be my little boy, yes I'll be his girl