G Gsus2 Am Asus2 C Csus2 C
[Verse 1]
G Am
Last night I told you I loved you
C
Woke up, blamed it on the vodka
G Am
I genuinely thought I was dying
C
And I could see that smile you were hiding
G Am
Last night I told you I need you
C
That's the last time I drink tequila
G Am
Super lemon and his sidekick salt kit
C
I start crying and verbally assaulting
G Am
Last night I asked you to marry me
C
That's when I remembered the brandy
G Am
I wake up and claim I didn't say it
C
Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
[Chorus]
G D
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Em C
Drinking too much and socially smoking
G D
Wish I could stop and start to behave
Em
And then wake up in the morning
C
And never miss a day again
[Verse 2]
G Am
Last night police had to frisk me
C
In the cells after Bell's fine whisky
G Am
I think I said too much like
C
Like "Do you like my bracelets? Oh wait, they're handcuffs"
G Am
Last night I said "I want your babies"
C
Forget the ice, it's not nice to drink Bailey's
G Am
I drink that much that I forget
C
Whatever embarrassing thing I say next
G Am
You said I got on one knee and there's no way
C
Unless I'd been drinking... Oh wait, Rosé
G Am
Sailor Jerry's rum, I think I drunk too much
C
Showing randomers way too much love
G Am
Last night I called you a loser
C
I think that was after flaming sambuca
G Am
I shouted at you "Do me a favor"
C
And that's when I fell off the pavement
[Chorus]
G D
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Em C
Drinking too much and socially smoking
G D
Wish I could stop and start to behave
Em
And then wake up in the morning
C
And never miss a day again
[Verse 3]
G Am
Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
C
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
G Am
Do one last shot and know when to stop
C
No more photos on facebook of me doing the robot
G Am
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
C
Stop waking up in trees and in a bed full of people
G Am
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
C
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I
[Chorus]
G D
Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking
Em C
I love drinking too much and socially smoking
G D
Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, amen
Em C
And hey, I just missed another day again
