Where alley cats creep in the night And shadows slink 'round traffic lights She cracks her knuckles Ready for a fight Well man and beast all run in shame But they only have themselves to blame Her strength, finesse, and beauty run together Hoof and hand! Her six-pack stomach and fists of burning fire She's every man and woman, dog and cat's burning desire! She's big and bad and she's not afraid to show it She'll take you down like muthafuckin bullet oh, yeah! She'll slice you, dice you, fillet and spice you And don't think that she won't do it oh, yeah! 'Cause she's bad and she ain't no fool for you She's bad, bad ass! She will cut you into threads Fuck your ass up until you're dead With her six-inch heels Right between the eyes! If looks could kill we'd all be dead She'll kill you with her hands instead While you're drooling at her cleavage Oops! Now you're blind! Her six-pack stomach and eyes all afire She'll crush you, make you blush, and then set you on fire! She's big and bad and she's not afraid to show it She'll take you down like muthafuckin bullet oh, yeah! She'll slice you, dice you fillet, and spice you And don't think that she won't do it oh, yeah! 'Cause she's bad and she ain't no fool for you She's bad, bad ass!