Emma Dilemma's in trouble again Two fellas caught in her fishnet web Half of her's in Manchester Half of her's in Spain Emma Dilemma's in trouble again She's in hot hot water Just how she likes it This whole show's all hers But you're all invited Oh, Emma Dilemma Oh, going hell for leather She can't run forever I can let them get her Emma Dilemma Mister milkman You're not so safe She'll pour you in the morning All over her cornflakes She haunts the cemetery Gates down at the horse and jockey They want her head on a plate Oh, Emma Dilemma Oh, going hell for leather She can't run forever I can let them get her My Emma Dilemma My Emma Dilemma She'll burn down this chemical town And blow the Policeman a kiss She'll eat the screws up for breakfast And lick her fingers afterwards Emma Dilemma