On the bright side, we all die, one day, so I'm gettin' fucked up tonight Wanna toast to the bad times, because the good ones are less likely Today I went online, apparently a lot of people don't like me There's no cell phones in rehab and that's where I'm goin', so come find me Okay, I got possessed and created a mess Okay, I got regrets that I'm tryna forget Okay, I'm taking uppers just to even me out Okay, I just got a nosebleed on the couch I tried to quit it (yeah, yeah, yeah) But I didn't (yeah, yeah, yeah) Thought I was finished (yeah, yeah, yeah) I'm still living (yeah, yeah, yeah) On the bright side, we all die, one day, so I'm gettin' fucked up tonight Let's toast to the bad times, because the good ones are less likely Today I went online, apparently a lot of people don't like me There's no cell phones in rehab and that's where I'm goin', so come find me Okay, we had sex on the hotel steps Okay, I took a line that I drew on the desk My girl found out and kicked me out of the house I can't kick the habit, I want more of it now I tried to quit it (yeah, yeah, yeah) But I didn't (yeah, yeah, yeah) Thought I was finished (yeah, yeah, yeah) I'm still living (yeah, yeah, yeah) On the bright side, we all die, one day, so I'm gettin' fucked up tonight Let's toast to the bad times, because the good ones are less likely Today I went online, apparently a lot of people don't like me There's no cell phones in rehab and that's where I'm goin', so come find me All my outfits are stained in red Take your pain, hurt myself instead All my outfits are stained in red Take your pain, hurt myself instead On the bright side, we all die, one day, so I'm gettin' fucked up tonight Wanna toast to the bad times, because the good ones are less likely Today I went online, apparently a lot of people don't like me There's no cell phones in rehab and that's where I'm goin', so come find me