Britney: All the people in my crew are really young and I am too!!! Madonna: Hey Britney. B: Oh no, she's here! M: Hey, you wanna hang out? B: Sorry kinda busy right now. M: At a club? B: Bye! Britney: She's always there Everytime I turn around Her creepy stare Her tired 80's disco sound She follows me With desperation I can't take She's calling me She's worst than Justin Timberlake Ever since I kissed her She's been on me like a blister I don't need another mother But she just won't leave me alone She won't leave me alone (hey, leave me alone) I don't wanna knock her But she's a crazy stalker I wish she'd take her rocker And just get her butt on home Bitch leave me alone hey, hey, hey B: Why can't you give me some space M: I just really had to see ya B: Can't you get out of my face M: I've got a great idea It's a sexy video B: No I really do not wanna M: Be my bitch, I'll be your ho B: I'm not slezzy like you Madonna Madonna: Hey Britney I need some help with my career Look at my cane and look where I stick it I'm desperate That's why sometimes I pretend I'm queer It was in my pants who wants to lick it Get on the swing Try not to heave Spread your legs Roll in my leaves I need some of your young blood Please fulfill my hunger My last cd was a dud I need to be younger All your youth and energy Please, I really need it Now expose your neck to me With my fangs I'll bleed it All right everybody let's vogue! Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue, huh? Good times!!! Come on everybody let's vogue! Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue...