You like to send me hand-wrapped packages In scotch tape and cellophane And though I can see clearly, every gift you give me You wouldn't have it any other way (any other way) Makes you laugh cause it takes so long to unwrap Every single piece Of scotch tape and cellophane Shiny, see-through, and sticking to me Oh babe, your motives are clear You just want to watch me struggle You always say, grinning ear to ear That my frustrated face is adorable (Oh God) You like to send me hand-wrapped packages In scotch tape and cellophane But you write little notes in between each layer I'm peeling On sticky notes obviously (obviously) Write the worst jokes, knock-knocks and stupid puns on the page Or the sweetest little things In between scotch tape and cellophane Shiny, see-through, and sticking to me Oh babe, your motives are clear You want to see me laugh and get flustered You always say, grinning ear to ear That you love making my heart flutter You like to send me hand-wrapped packages In scotch tape and cellophane But it's not the gift that's perfect, or makes the tape waste worth it It's seeing you as I fumble away (you used too much tape, babe) I love to see your laugh And your smile that can't hide anything You're wrapped in scotch tape and cellophane Shiny, see through, and sticking to me Shiny, see through, and sticking to me