Hang on, St Nick The thought of going Just makes us sick It's terribly scary And a little nightmarey With a wueen who says Off with their heads! It's an awful idea Not a place for us eight reindeer Dasher, Prancer, Dancer, Blitzen, Cupid, Comet, Donder, Vixen It would feel so much safer Do us a favour And don't make us go Down that dark rabbit hole Don't you know that everything Won't go as planned? 'Cause they're all mad In Wonderland If you ever get there Then you'll understand It's a topsy-turvy world In Wonderland A rocking horse that can fly A Cheshire Cat who just grins A Bandersnatch who can bite You would be surprised Who'd want to go there? You don't want know there We don't mean to strop But can we just miss that stop? The way they talk there is silly Chortle, Frabjous and Slithy, Boojum Gimble and Mimsy It makes us feel dizzy Don't you know that everything Won't go as planned? 'Cause they're all mad In Wonderland If you ever get there Then you'll understand It's a topsy-turvy world In Wonderland I got a letter from the Princess asking Is there something on my sleigh for her tonight? So, we're going reindeer, let's stop chatting And hold on tight We're in the business, the business of Christmas Wherever you are We'll go the distance 'Cause it pays to be kind So please keep in mind Everybody's welcome And no one's left behind Deck the halls With tinsel and love Let the magic Do what it does Tell someone you care, just because I make the laws 'Cause I'm Santa Claus Everybody needs a little Christmas cheer There's something in the atmosphere Everybody needs a little helping hand Let's bring the jingle bells to Wonderland