People of Earth, when you dance Dance the Dada Polka Life is only a dream When in the mood for romance Dance the Dada Polka Be as cute as you seem Gyrate like a gyroscope, Collide like a kaleidoscope Freeze! Do something-anything- Do something, please People of Earth, don't just stand There, the Dada Polka Is as fun as it sounds Move hips and hands when the band Plays the Dada Polka You may lose a few pounds Gyrate like a gyroscope, Collide like a kaleidoscope Change! Do something-anything- Do something strange People of Mars, you too must Do the Dada Polka It's the meaning of life Fill any partner with lust? Do the Dada Polka Soon there'll be a new wife Gyrate like a gyroscope, Collide like a kaleidoscope, do Do something-anything- Do something blue Do something-anything- Do something a little out of character, it won't kill you Do something-anything- Do something true.