Sober Life is a prison Shit-faced It is a blessing Sober Nobody wants you Shit-faced They're all undressing Oh, sober It's ever darker Shit-faced The moon is nearer Sober You're old and ugly Shit-faced Who needs a mirror? Oh, sober You're a cro-magnon Shit-faced You're very clever Sober You never should be Shit-faced Now and forever I gotta get Too drunk to dream Because dreaming only makes me blue I gotta get Too drunk to dream Because I only dream of you I gotta get too pissed to miss you Or I'll never get to sleep I gotta drink wine apt to pine for you And God knows that ain't cheap I know you think I'm insane I know it's not appealing But till I'm feeling no pain Guess what I'll be feeling I gotta get Too drunk to dream Because dreaming only makes me blue I gotta get Too drunk to dream Because I only dream of you I gotta get Too fried to cry Or I'll be crying all night long I gotta get too high to sigh Oh my God, where did I go wrong? So why do I get plastered And why am I so lonely? It's you, you heartless bastard You're my one and only I gotta get Too drunk to dream Because dreaming only makes me blue I gotta get Too drunk to dream Because I only dream of you I gotta get Too pissed to miss you Or I'll never get to sleep I gotta drink Apt to pine for you And God knows that ain't cheap And God knows that ain't cheap!