Well I was ridin’ high and the morning was just fine I saw my little baby and she gave me the eye I said: Hey little Boardwalk Lady where we goin' to? We're going by the river, gonna make love to you! We started out to quicken our pace When suddenly sproutin' up from all over the place Were plastic gnomes with wooden combs Dressed in white patent-leather-lace Who showed us a shortcut to the Boardwalk Lady’s place… Hah! Well I stepped inside but I played it cool Cause sittin' there was the prince of fools Lying on an aqua feather-bed Well I cried out: Am I losing my mind? He said: Not yet but keep on tryin’ And maybe you'll dig the Boardwalk Lady’s head Boardwalk Lady I said Boardwalk Lady All right Lady Boardwalk Lady Boardwalk Lady All right Lady