Well the mister and his lady sittin’ home one Friday night Were yakkin’ ‘bout the fact that they’d been havin too many fights And then the mister tells his lady Hey lady you know the fault must be with you! Well: Hey says his baby: Just who do ya think you’re talkin to? And like every other time they argued like a couple of fools Well about this time his lady started complainin’ ’bout the rent The mister hadn’t paid it and he didn’t have a cent Because the boys down at the pool hall had made him spend it like a fool Well he cried: Now what about the money that you blew That I gave you for the kids to go to school? And sure enough, like every other time, they bickered like a couple of fools Well the evenin’ changed to mornin’ and the mornin’ changed to day And the day turned into night and then the night faded away And on and on they fought in every silly little way Until they had to rest their forces for an hour and a day! Hey lady! He cried after a while You know it’s been a hundred years, well, since I’ve seen you smile! Well now, what do you mean by that crack?! She cried And he saw he’d made a boo-boo You know you really think that I am blind, but just remember I'm on to you! And they had started once again before they knew it But that was nothing new Well the years had gone, the times had changed The couple had passed away They’d walked along the path of life But argued all the way And they thought when life was over All the people just go away But then in front of the pearly gates They stared into each other’s face! Hey! Cried the lady, It’s so nice to see you here I didn’t think you’d make it and I'm amazed that you appeared! He said: Now what do you mean by that crack? And she saw she’d made a boo-boo You know you really thought that I was blind But just remember I'm on to you! And you know what happened then (Yeah you guessed it) Well they started once again (oh, yeah) And they’ll be fightin’ till the end of time Fightin till the end of time (Oh they go on and on and on and onIt’s such a damn shame)