You're a good catholic man Perfect smile, a four point o I'm over here acting nice and sweet Don't look at me she's over there All your friends keep saying ask her Then you obsess over every move I make Drown me in attention from the dugout You act like women get on their knees for You Well your ego's got another thing coming Babe you're pitching to strike players out To get a close up of my portfolio Your impulse control is telling you to have me bedded immediately Knowing you can't have me While your folks want a woman With innocence and naivety Naa naa I won't be switching positions to please you She knows you're watching me You went public and she can't look away Meanwhile you've had women want you Until the blindfolds come off You're mystified by women who are domineering And expect them to submit to your world Which is an illusion in your mind You act like women get on their knees for You Well your ego's got another thing coming Babe you're pitching to strike players out To get a close up of my portfolio Your impulse control is telling you to have me bedded immediately Knowing you can't have me While your folks want a woman With innocence and naivety