It's the people in the crazy house that's sane, It's the people on the outside that haven't got a brain, If you really feel at ease in ca-razy times like these You're ca-razy. If dropping bombs is your idea of fun, If you're truly represented by the quacks in Washington, If you read the daily press without screaming "What a mess!" You're ca-razy. Oh it isn't that you think you are a duck, And it isn't that your mother was frightened by a truck, Our whole world is on the blink and that's what makes you think You're ca-razy.