Driving in my car Right after a beer Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer Dui? How about you die? I'll go a hundred miles An hour Little do you know I filled up on gas I'ma get your fountain making ass Pulverize this fuck With my bergentrück It seems you're outta luck Truck! Bears on the seat Blood is on the grass Won't admit defeat with Cops right up my ass You may have a fleet But still in driving fast I'll never be passed I just saved the world From the darkest founts Killed a little girl Better for the town Give this truck a whirl Heavy is my crown But I won't go down! Drive, drive, drive But I am speed Seven beers are all I need Try, just try But I will lead I bet that you're peeing your pants Drive, drive, drive But I'll still speed Seven beers, a pinch of weed Have fried, fried, fried My brain. I need Some more to proceed! Drive, drive, drive But I am speed Seven beers are all I need Try, just try But I will lead I bet that you're peeing your pants Drive, drive, drive But I'll still speed Seven beers, a pinch of weed Have fried, fried, fried My brain. I need Some more to proceed! Shit Did my dumbass just really hit a tree? Now I get up on my feet And try to flee But I can't run Was it maybe all that weed? If I speak to them Maybe I'll be free But they have guns What happens if they see my weed? Did I really just rhymed Weed with weed? Alright, listen I can't be arrested I'm like the, uh- the- The mountain king of some shit in another universe And that deer has some powers! I'm doing this world a favor! Please, don't lock me up? I just saved the world My thanks is 30 years to life For the girl to be alive And me to miss my wife Can't be in a cage All my flowers gonna die Got a growing kid to raise I need her butterscotch pie I'ma starts hiding, see? I can only cry and hope There'll be a friend inside of me If I drop the fucking soap I just wanna go home Wish I hadn't gotten stoned Now I'm stuck behind bars While my wife is getting boned 'K, dot I'll miss you Go seal that dark fountain Also Fuck sans And his convenient store Running for my life From this psychopath Chase me in his car Looks like my ass is grass Think I'm gonna die This is a hate crime Oh God holy shi- Well that sucked That dude's suck a prick But now that I'm dead I'm that aura farming bitch Jokes on you You sad wifeless dude You should kill yourself Oh, no, not again