Ho ho ho! The heroes are already running away! And they didn't even know I was here! My dad's gonna make me son of the month! Who the hell are you? I'm the bad guy! I even have my own theme song! It goes like this! Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Those aren't lyrics Yeah, they are! You're just saying da da da over and over! Gimme a second gosh! Lyric writing is really hard! I'm lancer, prince of spades! Tonight I'm gonna have my day Beep beep! On the mic, on the bike Gonna strike, better get out of my way Pedal on till the lighters are gone And then I'm gonna say yay! Yay! Uh, hey Oh, you sweet fools and clowns Tonight you're going down Gonna get the goal as I go rolling Through this empty town oh, don't you know In our dark fountain and your tears You're gonna drown Spare the rod and spoil me! I'm the coolest in my family I'm the villain in the game And your face is kinda lame In my kingdom you will find Nothing's ever gonna shine Dare you dare my maze of signs? I'm losing my mind Here I go, my father's son Don't you know I'm number one? Are you done? Uh, no Beep beep! Here come the wheels! You like wrestling? I'm a heel You know what? I really feel Like we've grown closer today You can't stop my evil plan Now I'm gonna stand in your way! Dude, are you just standing there? No! I'm just standing there menacingly! There are so many way more evil things You could be doing right now Ooh! I like the way you think, purple lady! Why, I could Pause for the music Drink straight from the lake Eat someone else's birthday cake Since I'm the bad guy what I want, I take! Maybe, I can dig a hole Then dig a bigger hole Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll! I'm the riding ace of spades Life's a game I love to play Coming up with rhymes is hard Hey! Why don't you pick a card? This card says: Proud member of the lancer fan club And I, for one, am so proud to be a fan of you guys! Now we're all fans of each other! Aren't you supposed to be the bad guy? Huh, maybe deep down, we're all just guys You know what? Thank you so much for helping me To come to this philosophical conclusion! Spare the rod and spoil me I'm the coolest in my family I'm the villa Uh, regular guy! I came up with that rhyme on the fly I'm lancer, prince of spades! Tonight I'm gonna have my day Beep beep! Here come the wheels You like wrestling? I'm a heel You know what? I really feel Like we'll see each other soon and do evil! You didn't even try to rhyme that one! I'll do better next time! Aren't you gonna finish the chorus? No! 'Cause I'm evil! I learned nothing whatsoever!