So the worms hath cometh out to play Gah ha ha ha! Thoust fools! Beholdeth, roulxs kaard, thou're greatest adversay! Thou crawle from the dirt You fellest me with mirthe While mine puzzles shalt fillest thee with fear! You struggle and toil You're filled with turmoil Bamboozledeth For one hundred years Now thou seest The power of meest Your mind will snap as you quit- God, damn it Surpriseth! Welcome back, worms! Thou hast no hopeth now against mine even greater puzzle! Beholdeth! Toile and paine Beholde my domain-eth As I slowly breaketh thine mind Thou arteth fools To challenge-e the rules A greatere foe thou'll never find- Ahh Ahh, ha! Ha ha ha! That wasn'tst really my ultimate puzze! I have a wayst better one right here! Can, can we see it? No Sometimes it gets real hard No one around here appreciates the card Mayhaps thou shoult stop Take a little-e dip into mine hip shop The duke of puzzles, that's me Serveingeth the king obediently Mine hobbies includeth long walks in the dugeon And calligraphyest, too, for fungeon Shut up! Of course that rhymed! I should lockest thou up for the crime But I probaly won't, let's be honest here 'Tis not exactly a cushy career I'm the newest edition, the kaard's a replacement The dukes beforeth me are now in yon basement Ooh, look at you, on pinseth and needles Have I your attention, little water beedle? I love the lords and ladybugs Arms spread wide leaning down for hugs For all who appreciate the sesquipedalian Who runneth rings arounde lightner aliens Shut up! I'm still good at rhyming! For I am a master of dramatic timing In glory and wit there is no equal! (I hope I get more lines in the sequel) Thou're victory is just a fluke Everyone knows to bet on duke I'm nationwidesteth, I'm bad I'm at leasteth a number two dad Get thee gone, I'm going on the scence The epitome of thine hopes and dreams Stilleth the duke of rhyming! My record's not marred! Lyrical victory with only thirty-two bars A neweth record Perfection incarnate, much liketh mine own self What, art thou still listening, worms? Have I that greateth an attraction? I supposeth I should not beeth in surprise Yon fanbase hath some interesting ideas