Did you ever think when you eat Chinese It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese? Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein Seems to me, I ordered sweet and sour pork But Garfield's on my fork He's purrin' here on my fork There's a cat in the kettle at the peeking Moon The place that I eat every day at noon They can feed your cat and you'll never know Once they wrap it up in dough boys They fry it real crisp in dough Chow Lin asked if I wanted more As he was diallin' up his buddy at the old pet store I said: Not today, I lost my appetite There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight I was suckin' on a roll-aid and a tums or two When I swear I heard it mew boy And that is when I knew There's a cat in the kettle at the peeking Moon I think I gotta stop eating there at noon They say that it's beef or fish or pork But it's purrin' there on my fork There's a hairball on my fork