American I'm American Because I was born in America It's early morning Freedom in the air Hamburgers, waffles and pancakes everywhere I choose the way I wanna die Sausage, bacon, metan Or french fries Ninety cents more in the price And I get the super-size (super-size) And there's fatness in my heart I'm so happy that I'm gonna do a super-fart! (Super-fart!) Because it's so funny! It's so good To be American, American You know honey, I think that our neighbor is a communist Why is that? Because he is cooking meth in his house He certainly doesn't believe in Jesus I hate communists Arabs and gays But my gardener is from a latin race Buenos días senhor Sorry, I don't speak bolivian I love my property And my family My AB shaper, my guns and my TV Oh, it's so fun I pray every day for charlie sheen To quit the drugs and come back to the show (to the show) And also for jennifer aniston That doesn't have a husband but she deserves! (Deserves!) Let's go honey, it's stand-up night Do you know what mexico exports besides tacos and marijuana? Bananas? Bad gardeners! And do you know what the difference between a chinese and a korean? No? Neither do I! Who cares?! It's so good To be American, American Oh, it was so fun, I can't understand why europeans don't like it Oh yes honey, they don't know the meaning of the word: Fun! Now I go sleep with the sensation That tomorrow we should bomb a muslim nation They are terrorists! And we celebrate, with a mickey hat As we just did on bin laden's death Oh honey, where is brandon? I'm in the basement I'm alone My hopes and dreams they all were gone Bullying every day I'm gonna cry A voice told me that today my dad should die! Check this website They teach you how to make a bomb (to make a bomb!) Pills, vitamins, cheddar cheese All mix in a comb (in a comb!) I hate society! It's so bad To be alone! To be alone! It's so good To detonate a bomb