Em
I can't laugh too hard, I'm on a diet
I'm trying to lose myself
C
You ought to try it
Em
Just starve for six days straight
Oh, it's a riot
B
Ev-e-ry Sun-day night
G B
I binge, and I barf, 'cause I carry the
C
Scars of an eight-year-old
G B7
Whose mother applied the same rules
To her kid's body
Em
As her own
Em
I think you'll leave me soon
Though I've no proof of it
But I'll make it easier for you
C
By being a little bitch
Em
And this is just a theory
But I think the reason
B Em
Why I'm scared you'll croak is:
G B
The only male influence I've had
C
After daddy up and left
G B
Were my mother's weekend lovers
Em
And their alcoholic breaths
G
I'll tell you what caused it
G
If you'll handle the effects (the effects, the effects)
G
Yes, I'll tell you what caused it
G
If you'll handle the effects (the effects, the effects)
G
I'll tell you what caused it
G
If you'll handle the effects (the effects, the effects)
G
Yes, I'll tell you what caused it
G
If you'll handle the effects (whoa!)
Em
I can't laugh too hard, I'm on a diet
C
I'm trying to lose myself
Em
You ought to try it
Just starve for six days straight
Oh, it's a riot
B7 Em
Ev-e-ry Sun-day night
