I wanna be a bottle blonde F A G I don't know why but I feel conned Dm A I wanna be an idle teen F A G I wish I hadn't been so clean Dm A F A I wanna stay inside all day F A Dm Gm I want the world to go away Dm A F A I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake F A Dm Gm I wanna be a real fake Dm C F Bb Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle Dm A F A Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title Dm C F Bb Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible Dm C F Bb Feeling super, super, super suicidal Dm C F Bb The wasted years, the wasted youth Dm C F Bb The pretty lies, the ugly truth Dm C F Bb And the day has come where I have died Dm C F Bb Only to find, I've come alive Dm A I wanna be a virgin pure F A Dm G A twenty-first century whore Dm A I want back my virginity F G So I can feel infinity Dm A F A I wanna drink until I ache F A Dm Gm I wanna make a big mistake Dm A F A I want blood, guts, and angel cake F A Dm Gm I'm gonna puke it anyway Dm C F Bb Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle Dm A F A Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title Dm C F Bb Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible Dm C F Bb Feeling super, super, super suicidal Dm C F Bb The wasted years, the wasted youth Dm C F Bb The pretty lies, the ugly truth Dm C F Bb And the day has come where I have died Dm C F Bb Only to find, I've come alive Dm C G Dm C G Come alive, I've come alive, oh oh Dm C F Bb I wish I wasn't such a narcissist Dm C F Bb I wish I didn't really kiss Dm C F Bb The mirror when I'm on my own Dm C F Bb Oh God, I'm gonna die alone Dm C F Bb Adolescence didn't make sense Dm C F Bb A little loss of innocence Dm C F Bb The ugly years of being a fool Dm C F Bb Ain't youth meant to be beautiful? Dm C F Bb Yeah, I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle Dm A F A Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title Dm C F Bb Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible Dm C F Bb Feeling super, super, super suicidal Dm C F Bb The wasted years, the wasted youth Dm C F Bb The pretty lies, the ugly truth Dm C F Bb And the day has come where I have died Dm C F Bb Only to find, I've come alive Dm C G Come alive Dm C G I've come alive, oh oh