C Cm C [Verse] Cm Me and my cousin Lendyl Got lost hunting Coon F In the Carolina Mountains Somewhere outside of Boone Cm Am We were just about to panic When 'ol Lendyl saw the sign Cm G C It said, "Come on in! The whiskey's fine." Cm That old shack looked abandoned Roof all fallin' in F Cm Just some petrified planks And some rusty ol' tin Cm Am We both likely crapped our britches When a voice from inside Cm G C Yelled, "Come on in! The whiskey's fine." [Bridge 1] F Then those swingin' doors opened He staggered out on the porch C Cm Dressed just like Davey Crocket Beard clear down to the floor F He said, "The band's drunk, beer's skunked, And we ain't got no wine, C G C But come on in! The whiskey's fine." [Verse] F Cm We peeked in over his shoulder And the first thing that we saw F C Cm Was a boy pickin' a banjo In a pair of overalls Cm Am He said, "That boy is half crazy, Plays the same song all the time, Cm G C But Hey come on in! The whiskey's fine." F "The food will make you sick, The air will make you choke, C Cm The waitress ain't a-workin', And the Jukebox is broke." F He said, "the band's drunk, beer's skunked, And we ain't got no wine, C G C But come on in! The whiskey's fine." [Guitar Solo] Cm F C Am C G C F [Bridge 2] F He said, "The pinballs won't roll, The pool-table rocks, C Cm And it hotter than two rats in heat, Inside an old wool sock." F "I wouldn't drink the water, It tastes like turpentine, F We're way overpriced, And a little hard to find." F "The band's drunk, the beer's skunked, And we ain't got no wine, C G C But come on in! The whiskey's fine." C G C "Ya'll come on it! The whiskey's fine!" C G "Ya'll come on in! C Aawwww, The whiskey's fine!"